Be For & After Married

Before marriage.. I die for you.. After marriage.You die, up to you. Lagi lama married.. You die I help you!
Before marriage.. You go anywhere..I follow you. After marriage... You go anywhere..up to you. Lagi lama married...You go anywhere...better get lost!!
Before wedding - "you are my heart, you are my love" After wedding - "you get on my nerves."
Before wedding - "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella" After wedding - "you are worse than godzila."
Before wedding - Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or not, I'm stuck with you After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head, I will sue you (intermission)-XLF3-
Before wedding - Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La After wedding - You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak
Before wedding - Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill After wedding - Furthest you go is Gasing Hill
Before wedding - He opens the car door After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores
Before wedding - She / he was your ideal After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal
So beware of the consequences
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